Meat spin

So I was at my local mall, in the apple store with a couple of friends I go to school with. Now if you're one of those people who don't like to read stories that would only be funny if you were actually there, than you should just stop reading here. Well it's fun to go to this store to gather around one computer to take pictures with cool effects...that's what we were wasting our time doing. I didn't significantly notice it, but a man came over to the computer next to ours and started to fiddle around...he then darted out of the store....no big deal, right? Not yet. About twenty seconds later the computer that the man was just at began blasting interesting hyper circus music. I was startled so I jumped in front of the computer quickly to see what was happening on the screen. It was a video of gay porn that repeated over and over again! Yes, full on, ball slapping, ass pounding, dick spinning, porn. I saw it, my face became red, and I looked over at my friends...where they all stare at me assuming I put this video on the screen that is now being viewed by all eyes around the whole store; they watch the sickening video of gay circus pornography. I've never been in such a situation...I was shocked, so I stood that for a moment looking at the people who looked at me in dismay. Now, the proper thing to do is to make myself seem as if I did not do this, because I didn't. Sadly, I didn't know how to make myself seem innocent...everyone in the store already thought I put this up, for I was the only person now in front of the computer. I threw my hands up like the police were about to shoot, and I started to yell to my friends and to the store, "it was not me...it was not me!"..."There was a man...I'm not sure what happened!"...People still stared. I was thinking of another logical way to get out of this mess, as the video of men fucking and clown music still played on. Of course, I did not make the smartest move by running out of the store...just like the man who put this video up in the first place. I looked red handed...and there was nothing I could do about it. My friends said this incident was rather funny...

-Edmond