Horoscopes

I used to be one for horoscopes, but now that's no more! For a very long time I started to think these things worked...i'd check them every day...or i'd feel incomplete. Not that i'd be afraid to leave my house, but there was this slight fear i'd be unprepared for something significant. At night i'd reflect on my daily horoscope readings and notice some similarities...it was my little fortune teller, and I needed it every morning. Often times i'd check my lovers horoscope to see how they'd feel on that day...on the days we both had some type of negativity i'd act a little cautious...I suspected maybe some disagreement that day that would start an unpleasant heated discussion. There was a long period of time that I couldn't make it online to read my daily reading, leaving my day sort-of mysterious...returning to my computer after the long break, I realised I stopped checking the horoscope. And that was fine because it made me a little kooky from time to time, and a lot of the things they said were a generalization of so many peoples day. I don't need this crap...that's why I officially got out of the habit of checking it. One thing I do do though is throw a hair brush over my shower curtain, (after my long, relaxing, centaur-like shower). If the brush were to land in the sink hole, that would mean I would have a peaceful mind the next day and night. If it were to land to the side of the sink, that would mean it will be a fine day...if it lands on the floor, that means my next day will be very stressful. This works some times, and it does not make me kooky in the head.

-Edmond